Horrorscopes by Lucien Edwards

Author:Lucien Edwards
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4521-0327-3
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC

June 27

With a chemist’s intuition for proportions, you will one day make a formidable mixologist. Life behind the bar can be perilous, though, and it’s easy enough for someone to switch one of your liqueurs with an amaretto-flavored batch of formaldehyde. Just keep your stirrer sharpened and your bottles corked.

Dark days: Tuesday, Wednesday

June 28

While for most people superstitions are as harmless as a bumblebee, there are those unfortunate few who must protect themselves against bad luck. Whenever possible, avoid walking under ladders, don’t spill salt, and never, ever attempt to carry a cup filled with acid while skating on a freshly mopped floor.

Unlucky numbers: 400, 699

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